Tuesday, August 14, 2012

legitimate life choices

1:  why are you in a laundry basket?
2:  seemed like a good call.
1:  I'm judging you.
2:  I'm judging YOU.
1:  that's fine, I'm not wearing many clothes.
20-30 minutes later
1:  you better not still be in that basket
2:  (still in basket)

deep thoughts on ice cubes

FF (yelling from the kitchen):  your ice cubes are weird!
jacey (yelling from my room):  your ice cubes are weird!
FF:  I don't have any ice cubes!
jacey:  are there ice cubes in your glass?!
FF:  yes!
jacey:  those are YOUR ice cubes!
FF:  touché! Your ice cube trays are weird!
jacey (walking down the hall to kitchen): I accept.  Hey, the next ice cubes I'm getting are weird too!
FF: the ones you got bf?!
jacey: yes.
FF:  those aren't weird, they're awesome.  Why didn't you buy them for us when you bought them for bf?
jacey:  I couldn't rationalize spending 30 dollars on ice cube trays in one day.
FF:  holy shit, that's ridiculous.
FF's friend S(who was in the bathroom next to my room for all of this): this is the first ice cube fight I've ever witnessed.
FF: this isn't a fight.
jacey: yea, it's just a discussion.
S:  first ice cube discussion then.
FF:  have you seen the ice cubes?  They're weird.
jacey:  they're for water bottles!!!!
FF:  oooooooh, that makes sense now.
S: stares at us bewildered.

Firefighters can be real assholes

Jacey moved in with a firefighter, who is an asshole sometimes.


FF:  what are you up to tonight?
Jacey:  nada, you?
FF:  going out w S.
Jacey:  I thought you worked today.
FF:  round up your bitches and come out.  No, funeral leave, 2 more days.
Jacey:  Please tell me you were not home when I was having a total meltdown trying to get dressed this afternoon...
FF: oh I was.
Jacey:  Jesus.  You need to put a sign on your door when you're home so I know. Also so I'm not standing in my room ass naked with the door open.
10 min later, FF returns home.
FF:  did you put my cheese in the fridge?
Jacey:  I need to move out, I can never speak with you again.  Also, I thought you were gone and a ghost put the cheese out, so I put it away.
FF:  oh, I haven't been home since noon, I was just fucking with you.  You can't set me up like that and not expect me to mess with you.
Jacey:  I hate you.