deep thoughts on ice cubes

FF (yelling from the kitchen):  your ice cubes are weird!
jacey (yelling from my room):  your ice cubes are weird!
FF:  I don't have any ice cubes!
jacey:  are there ice cubes in your glass?!
FF:  yes!
jacey:  those are YOUR ice cubes!
FF:  touché! Your ice cube trays are weird!
jacey (walking down the hall to kitchen): I accept.  Hey, the next ice cubes I'm getting are weird too!
FF: the ones you got bf?!
jacey: yes.
FF:  those aren't weird, they're awesome.  Why didn't you buy them for us when you bought them for bf?
jacey:  I couldn't rationalize spending 30 dollars on ice cube trays in one day.
FF:  holy shit, that's ridiculous.
FF's friend S(who was in the bathroom next to my room for all of this): this is the first ice cube fight I've ever witnessed.
FF: this isn't a fight.
jacey: yea, it's just a discussion.
S:  first ice cube discussion then.
FF:  have you seen the ice cubes?  They're weird.
jacey:  they're for water bottles!!!!
FF:  oooooooh, that makes sense now.
S: stares at us bewildered.