Ass Cookie

Eww....Can I have another one?

Finals

Boss: How are finals going.
Roomie 1: uh...pretty well i think.
Boss: How many do you have left.
Roomie 1: oh. uh. 4.
Boss: (laughs) then yeah. they probably can't be going poorly at this point. you have them all left.

we require renters to have doctors

Klassy

I know, I know. I'm Classy with a K

roomie 1: i know i know. Even though i know how crappy the donut is, i still want it...you know what i mean?

roomie 2: uh....

booty crack!

roomie 1 (bending over - ass crack showing): Do you like my ass?
roomie 2: I do. I live for the moments when i get to see your booty crack...fortunately i never have to wait that long...

oh burn!

"relationship? this is more like a retardationship..."