Post-its

Excerpt from note by Roomie 1 to Roomie 2: Please disregard the blood on the kitchen floor.

Work...

Roomie 1: I got my very first prostitute!

Roomie 2: YAY!!!

appointment

Roomie 1: I don't know what time my appointment is tomorrow...

Roomie 2: Great. After you just told me I could delete the message from the doctor...

Roomie 1: Yeah...I know...

Roomie 2: Didn't they give you a card?

Roomie 1: Oh yeah! they did! .............................................. um...have you seen it around somewhere?

kisses!

Roomie 1: You don't need to lick me after you've eaten venison...

Positive Thinking

Looking into mirror: DAMN! That's tasty! I wanna piece of me!

Vacation

Roomie 1: Um, why does the whole house smell like pee?

Roomie 2: It does?

Roomie 1: ......

Doctors in the house!

Watching Grey's last night and the uterus of a patient did something funky...

Roomie 1: Oh MY GOD! your uterus can erupt? EEEWW. Reason 1 billion why you shouldn't do labor
Roomie 2: You should write that book. Reason 1: It hurts. Reason 2: Your uterus can erupt.