Roomie 1: I'm hungry.
Roomie 2: (opens purse) I'm sorry.
Roomie 1: OOH! do you have tofu in there?
Roomie 2: No. All i have is a la bou card.
Roomie 1: Is it edible?
Roomie 2: Not unless your family comes from goats
Roomie 1: Naw. we're british.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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