Roomie 1: you can help me write my vows too:
um, uh, insert name here, you are hot. i'll totally love you as long as i can unless you get ugly or beat me. Once I realized you weren't dating your sister, it was love at first sight.
Roomie 2: She was so excited when she got home. "He's doing his own floors!" she exclaimed.
Roomie 1: yes!
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