Roomie: I am so glad you are back. I haven't been able to talk about poop for like 2 weeks.
Friend: I was going to text you about a poop today but I am always afraid i'll send it to the wrong person.
Roomie: Whatever. Text away. I had a really small poop today. I was so disappointed.
Friend: I don't feel like everyone will be as interested in hearing how good i feel after my mid morning poop.
Roomie: I was like, "poop...you fail."
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