Friend: Which of these is the reason I'm not in trial right now:
A) An officer forgot about trial and went out of state to visit his mother because she got a new dog
B) an officer got food poisoning from a 3am taco bell run and can't leave the toilet to testify
C) a mistrial was declared because I made a juror cry during jury selection
Roomie: Oh god i hope it is C!
Friend: B
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