Thursday, March 8, 2012

Sexy GPS

Inspector: "wow, you're doing really awesome in the info department today. for that i give you a b+"

SJ: a b+! why a b+?

Inspector: well if you gave me all that info plus phone sex then you'd get an A+

SJ: (moaning) turn right on California Ave. (soft breathy voice) its the 3rd house on the left

Inspector: phone sexing driving directions is so not sexy. you can stop now.

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