Roomie 1: I've got the little pudge sticking out over my bike shorts
friend: Sexay!
Roomie 1: my, uh, padding for if i crash..
friend: that's positive thinking
Roomie 1: i like to think of it as an air bag
Friend: Silver lining!
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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