Roomie 1: Um, if music were gay (even though we hate that expression) this would be gay music.
Roomie 2: This is the music you would listen to if you were gonna slide down the rainbow into another woman's lap?
Roomie 1: Yes, exactly.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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