New roomie: Wanna go to the bar after work?
Roomie: no thanks. I need to save money for when Friend comes. Plus I was planning on putting on some sweats and curling up with my bottle of vodka in bed while I watch le tour.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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