Tuesday, July 7, 2009

um, are you watching porn?

friend's dad (sitting in another room):  well hello you little slut.

friend (thinking to self):  wtf is he watching???  wtf??!!!!  (looks into other room and sees dad looking across the room, NOT talking to television)

friend's dad:  haha.  you're so funny frankie.  (family dog who likes to sleep on his back showing his bidness to the world)  you love sleeping on your back.  is that because you like having your legs in the air!?  you are a little slut frankie, just showing it to everyone.  have some modesty!

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