Friday, August 21, 2009

match.com

roomie:  i am farting loudly today... and not in my office because i am in meetings all day.  so i am farting loudly in public.

friend:  haha.  you're so classy.  it's hard to believe you're single.  haha.  i love you.

roomie:  i tried to control it, but i have an ulcer.

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