Roomie: Are you allergic to the metal in bullets?
Hubby: It's lead...
Roomie: Bullets are lead??!
Hubby: Yes lol
Roomie: Oh...well....lead poisoning aside - would you break out from a bullet?
Hubby: I haven't worn too many pieces of lead jewlery
Roomie: I'm shocked they are made of lead! That is dangerous!
Hubby: Um...don't ever get a gun or a bike. Your shock in their danger is a sign.
Roomie: Lead can make you so sick though! I assumed that we moved on to safer bullets!
Hubby: Safer bullets?
Roomie: I'm glad you taught me how unsafe LEAD bullets are!
Hubby: Yes. Silver ones are safe.
Roomie: Can I have a gun if I promise to only play with silver bullets?
Hubby: Only if they don't have gunpowder.
Roomie: You have to use gunpowder too? Seriously? This is like the American Revolution. Next you will tell me to attach that pointy stabby thing to the end of my rifle.
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