Roomie: Mel Gibson is a crazy bitch
Friend: For real. But he's so good in certain movies. like Patriot, signs, lethal weapon.
Roomie: But then he went crazy.
Friend: Right. I'm going to choose to believe he died.
Roomie: Speaking of crazy, Lilo is a mess and I think it is time she plays the evil twin card - you know the twin from parent trap.
Friend: Yes! That would be fucking amazing! She should pull a Britbrit and rando bust out an accent. Eliza dolittle. That would be legit.
Roomie: She can blame all this on the twin. Say they never should have sent her to boarding school in England, and then cry about her drug addict sister ruining her life. BAM. Instant career rehabilitation.
Friend: OR commitment. Either way, it's an improvement.
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