Friend: Whore. It will assign you to a district. I"m district 2, because I"m a winner.
Roomie: Psh. I"ll be the nucelar district so I can surprise rejoin and fucking nuke all dem bitches.
---10 minutes later---
Roomie: You bitches thought I was dead. But I wasn't dead. I was hiding underground stockpiling nuclear weapons and now you ALL are gonna pay. Big mistake letting me live. Huge.
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Roomie: So suck it capitol! "IT" being my enormous cock which was in no way diminished by my long term exposure to radiation.
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Roomie: Unrelated to my enormous unradiated hypothetical cock...I"m trying to buy nonvegan food drunk.
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