Monday, September 26, 2011

The Dan Quayle of Liberal Women

Lily: ugh. just a bunch of tomatos. tomatoes. what is the plural there? my brain isn't working and both look wrong

SJ: tomatoes

Lily: sigh. i'm like the george bush of single liberal awesome women.

SJ: actually i was thinking dan quayle. remember he was at that national spelling bee and he told a kid that they spelled potato wrong? the kid spelled it right. dan quayle said it was supposed to be potatoe

lily: yeah. you are right. i'm the dan quayle of single hot liberal women

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