Tuesday, September 27, 2011

expensive ass

Roomie: btw. my darling husband is a no show today. for that, i wish him jock itch

SJ: darling husband has a life. he cant tie himself to chat.

Roomie: darling husband should have woken up early to say hello if he had other plans at this hour

SJ: ok. possessive much?

Roomie: i'm a model. i have like a BILLION other options.

SJ: really? you went on ONE shoot

Roomie: also i'm now flying to australia alone just to see him. so i have a right to be possessive. that piece of ass is costing me 2k

SJ: seems to me that piece of ass is worth 2K. that's why you planned the damn trip in the first place

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