Roomie: go on facebook IMMEDIATELY. i posted the most amazing photo everof something on my drive to work
SJ: omg i want to meet the owner of the squirrel car and shake their hand
Roomie: ME TOO. a tiny part of me wants to dress up in wolf blitzer and drive around in the squirrel car for a day
SJ: i want to be in the passenger seat. we could hand out balloons spreading sunshine and good cheer
me: YES. or perhaps hand out balloons and then pop them haha
SJ: yessssssssss
Roomie: wait. good will...
SJ: and then point and laugh
Roomie: YESSS lol i'm totally smiling already this plan definitely brings happiness to the world
SJ: me too. well ... to our world. we'd be on the evening news.
Roomie: right. our world inside the squirrel car. we'd be arrested i think. knowing our luck our tail light would be out.
SJ: arrested for wearing wolf blitzer, driving a squirrel car and popping balloons? what's our crime? being crazy evil bitches?wait that's the weirdest sentence ive ever written. if that EVER happens im writing a book
Roomie: HAHAHAHA no we would be arrested for having a broken tail light. can you imagine the police report or the booking photo?
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