Friend: I did the three mile run. then came home and ate cake. and tonight i had some fruit tart.
Roomie 1: MmM. I ate like 1500 calories and then had to go for a bike ride because it was only 11 am. I came home intent not to eat anymore but then i had a burrito. and cereal. and soy ice cream. I'm a fat fucking cow.
Friend: together with me! yay! When I get kicked out of Mr. Attorney's for being too fat maybe we can sit around together eating!
Roomie 1: YES!
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