Friend: I sort of want to try a corset to see how small I could make my waist, but i'm afraid I'd get too enthusiastic and I'd crack a rib trying to make it smaller....And then when I was excited about my rib being out of the way to make me skinnier I think the doctor would allege I had body image issues and he'd have to die and then I'd be in trouble AND have a cracked rib.
Roomie 1: I totally wanted to have my last two ribs removed so I'd be thinner. We are so the same.
Friend: I love us.
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