Those are definitely crazy pills

Roomie 1: Fuck...Great...I'm a crazy f-ing bitch now...and also very paranoid...I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!...also someone has been sneaking into my room and leaving half drunk cans of soda. I've found 3 now. And I gave up soda a month ago and there hasn't been any in the house since then...I've lost my f-ing mind!...I swear to god. I'm a crazy person now. Sorry, I'm totally losing my mind as we speak...Ok I'm betterish. I'm going to go grocery shopping...I'm a hot hot mess but I'm going grocery shopping now.