are soft moist lips too much to ask for?

Friend: um, i die. i just read your little message about yourself under your picture. loves. so i'm havinga situation in which my lips are chapped and it's unacceptable. you're familiar with how much chapstick i use. and based on 5 minutes of internet research, i've confirmed that that fiberglass thing is a hoax. so anyways, my lips are effing chapped and i'm using chapstick all the time. this is unacceptable