Voicemail: Roooooommmmiiiiieeeee. Its DAAAAAVVVEEEEE. The man of your dreams! I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE you.
Roomie: Who the F is Dave? I didn't meet any Dave's last night!
Sister: Uh, yeah you did. The last 3 hours of the night he was buying us drinks.
Roomie: Oh. well i didn't give him my number...
Sister: I think it is clear that you did.
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