Roomie: My farts are so bad at work that I had to lock the door so no one would "pop in" to say hi.
Friend: Haha. When you open the door to leave a giant cloud of assy gas will tumble out of your office. haha.
Roomie: Damnit! I can't leave now until everyone else is gone.
Friend: Thank god you brought me in to consult on this issue.
Roomie: You are my ass guru.
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