Roomie: Either run hot and oily or don't shower after the gym.
Hot Guy: Hot n Oily. Slip n Slide.
Roomie: That sounds like an awesome theme party. Almost as good as a politicians and hookers drug party.
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also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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