detective school drop out

roomie: just called the cops to report my car stolen... it was still there and in fact only 5 spaces away from where i was standing.

friend: lmao.

roomie: yeah... that was the cop's reaction too.

friend: so are they the ones that found it?

roomie: yeah... he said, "you really thought if it wasn't in this exact spot it couldn't be anywhere else?"

friend: haha. i just told jr. boss man. he loves this story. seriously though. didn't you look anywhere else??

roomie: i was positive i had parked there!

friend: i'm dying.

roomie: i tried the tourist card too and he said, "there is NO excuse for this."

friend: thank you for sharing this. you've made my day.

roomie: i try. feel free to share this story-- i'm sure you already have.

friend: i've told most of the office.

roomie: i figured.