failure to read may lead to blindness

jacey: life lesson: be sure to read the full label, don't just stop at "sensitive eyes." fmg. just put hard contact cleanser in my eye. still burns after 5 min of flushing eye with cold water.

lilly: that sucks! i have totally done that before i thought my eyeball was going to melt.

jacey: it's like my eye will hurt forever!!!

lilly: yeah, it takes a long time! put an ice pack on it to ease the burn a bit.

next day...

jacey: puddy made me a pirate eye patch.

lilly: glad to year you are recovering with a little flair.