Client: Something tells me you are just one heart beat shy of being Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. You don't carry around ice picks do you?
Roomie: I don't need ice picks. I have high heels.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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