Lilly's Moday Morning Rant to SJ:

fml i'm so tired
i thought today was sunday
then realized it was monday but then thought "wait! it is labor day! i can stay in bed!"
fail
i'm also bloated so i wore fat pants. and they fit perfectly. they are just pants now. which makes me sad. so i thought 'i'll go for a run before my deposition starts at 1230!" but i forgot my shoes. fail.
fail fail fail.
i'm one big fat failure
emphasis on the big and fat
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i hope you aren't in a webex. if so, hello everyone! i hope you feel better about yourselves now! you are WELCOME!