Unassailable logic

SJ: oh and i just noticed that im starting to get a turkey neck.  so sexy

 

Lily: you do NOT have turkey neck

 

SJ: oh yes ... i saw it

 

Lily: Look. I'm highly judgemental. especially of my friends because i have to know when i'm not going to stand a chance of being the center of attention.    If you had turkey neck, i would have noticed it and would be secretly gloating right now.  I'm not gloating. that would put me in a GOOD mood and i'm clearly having a BAD week ergo you do NOT have turkey neck.  go ahead.

just TRY to argue with that logic.