Monday, July 19, 2010

Here's the marathon strategy...

Friend: Am total failure. Only ran 6 of the 9 mi i planned to run. My knee started hurting and i felt like i might vom, so i cut it at the end of the second lap. BOOOOO self. In my defense I didn't eat before I ran and its 80 w 70% humidity.

Roomie: I don't want to hear about your 6 mile failure. I haven't run in weeks. Not even a little. You just caused me to panic!

Friend: Well I had to take a poop break after 3. And I almost barfed. Still might. And you have less weight to carry. You'll be fine.

Roomie: Lets take lots of poop breaks.

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