Lilly: and he spent the night so he could hold me all night. bitch. i need my effing space. sexy time and then leave-ey time.
San Diego: wow he sounds like a keeper! better dump him now!
San Diego: he has the fuckin nerve to cuddle you all night. didn't he see the sign? "thanks for dinner. leave bitch"
San Diego: this guy took me on a date the other night. went to a bar after a movie. he had to go home cuz he worked the next day. and he offered to walk me home. i said "naaaaah i'll stay here and drink some more."
Lilly: he held me to his sweaty hairy chest all night in some kung fu death grip. i couldn't roll over.
Lilly: i couldn't move
Lilly: he snored in my ear
Lilly: and when i tried to wiggle free, he'd wake up. it was a nightmare!
Lilly: BUT he is a great guy and super nice. so i don't want to dump him. i just dont want to ever have to spend the whole night together
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