also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Don't be a hero. Heros die early
Friend: I'm looking at this job with disaster relief, and i'm sort of thinking "this would be cool, except if disaster strikes i need to get the fuck out of dodge. I'm too young to die. I hope they have a helicopter and a personal security team for me."
Roomie 1: Dibs on life!
Friend: Exactly! Dude, if I get a job with disaster relief i'm totally bedazzling that onto all my underwear.
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