I'll need a signing bonus to purchase a machine gun

Friend: How much would it suck to live in Oakland?

Roomie 1: It would suck mucho

Friend:  The only pro I can see to living there is proximity to sac, napa and sf

Roomie 1:  Like, I think T.I. lived there and that was why he needed machine guns

Friend:  Shit.  If I register it, can I have a machine gun?