Plan B

Roomie 1: I'm pretty fn depressed that our class has an X% employment rating and I can't get an fn job.

Friend: Um, that X% includes me working at the bakery...

Roomie 1: Yeah but I can't even get those types of jobs!  I"m a big LOSER.  I'm hoping i get knocked up by someone in Sweden and they feel guilty enough to support me.  Otherwise I'll sell the baby and try to turn a profit.