Roomie: So my Dominican lover sent me an email. He said :
" you were very nice with me,i so sorry to write you latethis is my phon number xxx-xxx-xxxx please call me"
So my instant thought was "oh god. We are having a baby. Fuck"
and then I was like "wait. He can't get pregnant...oh no!! I am pregnant!!!"
and then I said "oh no no. I am not pregnant. I would have noticed being 13 months pregnant. Uh oh. He gave me an Std! No!!!!"
but then I remembered we didn't have sex.
So my conclusion is that he is now working a phone scam and trying to get me to call so he can try to steal my money and rack up all these phone charges.
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