i can't wait for the ability to control my tv with my mind

Friend: I wanted to watch a movie in bed, but i don't want to go get a movie from another room so i thought i'd rent one on itunes, but i'm cheap. So i thought, hulu. But i'm just too tired. So instead i'll probably fall asleep eating and get choked to death by a tiffany necklace that i'm too lazy to unhook.