Thursday, June 25, 2009

Le Contracto

Roomie: I am trying to read a contract in french right now. I think i should not be the one handling this!

Friend: Psh, it's like english with some le and some cois and a goofy accent. you're FINE.

Roomie: Bon Jour. Croissant. Contrat. Yoplait. Ces ci bon. Perfect. We will DEFINITELY be ok. I can totally negotiate like this......................Fast forward to some french guy calling my boss and saying "uh, one of your lawyers ordered a croissant and some yogurt then called me a whore, shook my hand and walked out of negotiations.

Friend: I see no problems whatsoever.

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