Friday, June 26, 2009

Siren of my life part two

DC calls back....

DC: Roomie, as my lawyer, can I stab someone with my umbrella?

Roomie: Um, I am not giving you any advice as your lawyer. Don't stab anyone.

DC: I am in a bad part of town. I need a weapon.

Roomie: If you are being attacked you can use an umbrella to defend yourself. But I give you this advice as your friend. Not as your lawyer. I am not your lawyer. I am not giving legal advice.

DC: So...AS my lawyer....can i stab someone with my umbrella?

Roomie: No.

DC: I am lost. Where the fuck is the metro???
DC: (Yells to someone on street) stay away! I have an umbrella!

Roomie: DC. Call a cab. Immediately. Do NOT stab anyone with your umbrella.

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