Friend: (text 1) I can't believe you posted on facebook that i have swine flu.
Friend: (text 2) Fail.
Friend: (text 3) FortunatlyI can play it off to my bro, "yeah everyone goes the swine flu route when you say you have the flu" Otherwise I'd never live it down.
Friend (text 4) Yesterday after my mom told him I was sick he called to tell me death statistics about the flu and then followed up with a woman who was dead for 3 hours from drowning in a frozen river, was brought back and had no permanent brain damage. Wanted to let me know she didn't remember anything from when she was dead.
Roomie: I read that article! She fell in an ice hole while skiing in europe!
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