DC: why do you need for me to publicly dislplay my affection for you on FB? isn't my time now enough for you?
Roomie: no.
Roomie: i need something i can show off
Roomie: duh
Roomie: because a conversation with girls will go like this:
me: he is so good to me
them: aww girl that is great. but why doesn't he show it.
me: he does! every day
them: mmmm hmmmm
me: no seriously
them: seems like he is hiding something if he isn't willing to go public
me: can't we have a private friendship
them: girl, you know we love you but unless he puts a ring on that finger and commits (or in this case - writes on your wall) ... its time you face it. he is a dawg. a cheatin lyin dawg. prolly has two kids on the side.
me: whaT???
them: we didn't want to say anything but we have always hated him
me: crying. you are SO right! sniffle. he is a dawg! i can't ebleive he is cheating on me. AND he has kids. You guys are such great friends. what would I do without you?
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Yes Jacey. I am now friends with Beyonce. And she is staging an intervention bc DC doesn't write on my facebook wall!
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