Ira: tornado warning in affect for north east of vacaville! soo like the woodland area look out!....i can like see woodland from here. ummmm time to hunker down, grab a drink, and pray for daylight. currently watching the river...its rising.
Roomie: Come stay with me. its safer. except for the ocean/massive flooding part. but there are no tornados!
Ira: im waiting for the volcano warning to hit.
Roomie: don't forget the earthquake warning
Ira: ummm we dont have earthquakes here silly...thats oklahoma.
Roomie: Oh right. my bad. we had "hurricane strength wind" here this morning. I had no idea the bay area was in a hurricane zone. but at least i don't have to worry about tornados.
Ira: TSUNAMI!!! FROM CHINA
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